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Finally....A Master Fic List

First, thank you for reading. Thank you so much for commenting and thank you for sharing your love for Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel with me. All my fics are Kurtofsky in nature. I don't own Glee, or any of the established characters I write, so please don't sue me. Hope you like them.


Valentine's Day
My first EVER fanfiction writing. First posted Nov 19, 2010, just ten days after Never Been Kissed first aired. It started as just a scene I had rattling around in my head and turned into a 11+ chapter monster. Thank you to everyone who's already commented. (Still technically WIP, I'll always be adding to this SL. 'Hey It's you Bday' and 'Sacred Ground' from below follow this SL)
Chapter One - Valentine's Day is for Lovers * Chapter Two - Smuff * Chapter Three - Study Buddies * Chapter Four - Getting Caught * Chapter Five - OSU * Chapter Six - Come out, Come out * Chapter Seven - Inching Ever Closer * Chapter Eight - Awakening * Chapter Nine - Gay Means 'Happy'...Right? * Chapter Ten(a) - Prom Night * Chapter Ten(b) - Prom Night Still * Chapter Ten(c) - Prom Night Later * Chapter Eleven - LA Face with an Oakland Booty


Two Heartbeats
This is my "happily ever after" for Kurt and Dave. It's 2019, they're married, madly in love, financially well-off and life couldn't be better. But....there may be something missing. Lots of fluff,  lots of cutsie pet names and LOTS of adorable!Dave. (Dec 10-27, 2010)
Chapter 1 * Chapter 2 * Chapter 3 * Chapter 4 * Chapter 5 * Chapter 6


Room 920
This was an inadvertent fill for a prompt I vaguely remember coming across and then deciding to write. I didn't follow all the directions, basically cause I still don't know all the rules....but the OP liked it so....yay, me. This fic deals with the resentment and built-up anger that Kurt and Dave have to deal with. Dave is married. Kurt lives in Chicago. Dave travels for business and Kurt meets him in his hotel room. A little dark, mostly sad, a little funny and even just a little fluffy. One of my faves. (Dec 27, 2011)
Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3    Chapter 4


The Gleeful Ghost
My first attempt at AU. I am so in love with the idea of being a Kurtofsky pirate, this is a PIRATE FIC, set in the 1700s. Dave is captain of The Gleeful Ghost and Kurt is, of course....the cook. They fall in love, despite the extreme superstitions of pirates and the almost suffocating religious dogma. But it works out. With help from Admiral Sylvester, no less! (Jan 14-25, 2011)
Chapter 1 * Chapter 2 * Chapter 3 * Chapter 4 * Chapter 5 * Chapter 6 * Chapter 7


Box of Secrets
This was just a one-shot then I decided to write a couple more chapters a couple months later. This was written the day after Furt aired, when Dave stole the cake topper. I had the sad idea that Dave might have collected things of Kurt's and how that might lead to his family finding out his secret. (Nov 24 and then Jan 28, 2011)
Chapters 1 and 2    Chapter 3


Just Haven't Met You Yet
This is an AU storyline where Kurt and Dave meet for the first time at college. Kurt had moved away from Lima when he was younger and Dave is struggling with his fear of coming out as a freshman at Indiana University (where Ryan Murphy went to college!)  I also kill off someone from Lima...but there had to be sacrifice for Kurt's mother to live, right...? (Apr 16, 2011)
Chapter 1 - Where ever you are, whenever it's right, You'll come out of nowhere and into my life...Chapter 4 - And I know that we can be so amazing, And being in your life is gonna change me, And now I can see every single possibility!
Chapter 5 - And I promise you kid that I'll give so much more than I get...
Chapter 6a - They say all's fair in love and war but I won't need to fight it
Chapter 6b - We'll get it right and we'll be united!


All Along...It Was You
NEVER in my WILDEST DREAMS would I have thought I'd EVER write an mpreg fic. But the plot bunny took over and I tried REALLY hard to make it work. If you've read my fics in the past and liked them, please give this a chance. It's embarrassing as hell to admit to it....but I think it kinda works. Set in the future when scientific research allows men to successfully carry babies to term. Hope its not too crazy for you! If you can't get past the mpreg, at least you might like it for the Kurtofsky angst and fluff! (May 1, 2011)
Chapter 1  -  I could not possibly feel more awkward right now...
Chapter 2 - Train is playing over the speakers like everything is just fine and dandy!
Chapter 3 - Can I tell you a secret, Elijah?
Chapter 4 - You're wrong, you know....I'm not going to tell you which part.


What Happens In Tents
Summertime camping and canoeing, how fun!! Dave and Finn have a great (established) friendship and Blaine and Kurt have figured out something very important regarding their relationship. Puck and Sam are along for the ride and Burt and Carole are loving, trusting parental units. Included is a cracky epilogue! (May 21, 2011)
Chapter 1 - You brought booze, didn't you
Chapter 2 - I think it's Cold Stone...you know, like the ice cream parlor
Chapter 3 - You listen to me, you undersized sausage jockey!
Chapter 4 - You're my land ahoy!
Chapter 5 - I'll have a knife too, you know


What You Got Boy, Is Hard To Find (follow up of 'Tents')
This is just more summertime fun for our boys. They plan a trip to King's Island with the whole gang. Starts of with lots of yummy smut since the boys are still 'getting to know' each other and they've been taking it slow since that first time in the tent. There's more Blaine/Puck crackiness, some run-ins with a few homophobic idiots, waterpark fun, fireworks and Burt and Carole are pretty cool parents, the best a couple 17yr old kids can hope for. (June 17, 2011)
Chapter 1  * Chapter 2  * Chapter 3  * Chapter 4  * Chapter 5  * Chapter 6  * Chapter 7a  * Chapter 7b  * Epilogue!

If You Love Me...
This takes place sometime during college, Dave and Kurt have been together all along, crazy in love. But they fight, like any couple. Once though...Dave takes it too far and says something he regrets immediately. This is the story of how he apologizes and makes it up to Kurt. (July 13, 2011)
Chapters 1, 2 & 3

Ain't Nothing But A Heartache
Kurt is enjoying his summer break. He has a real boyfriend and enough redecorating ideas to keep him occupied while school is out. Dave has a job that he loves plus the added bonus of hanging out with his best friend all the time. Necessary Klaine and adorable Dave/Azimio friendship. (Aug 17, 2011)
Chapter 1  * Chapter 2 * Chapter 3 * Chapter 4 * Chapter 5 * Chapter 6 *  Chapter 7 * Chapter 8 * Chapter 9 * Chapter 10 * Ch 11 Epilogue

Eager to Please/Lucky to Love
Slave AU! Yes, really. (Yay for bandwagons!) In this one, Dave is the slave owner and Kurt is the slave. They find out many things about themselves, each other and yes, eventually they fall in love. Blaine makes an appearance, as does Santana, Brittany, Mercedes, Sue and several others. Now that this is done...I think it should be called "The Fic That Refused to Stop." But people seemed to enjoy reading it and GAWD did I enjoy writing it. (Aug 30 to Sept 30, 2011, yes, one month beginning to end, wow)

Chapter 1 * Chapter 2 * Chapter 3 * Chapter 4 * Chapter 5 * Chapter 6 *  Chapter 7 * Chapter 8  * Chapter 9 * Chapter 10 * Chapter 11 * Chapter 12 * Chapter 13 * Chapter 14 * Chapter 15 * Chapter 16 * Chapter 17 * Chapter 18 * Chapter 19 * Chapter 20 A/N and Teaser Epi Part 1 * Epi Part 2 * Epi Part 3  * Epi Part 3.5 * Epi Part 4


One Shots

Pubes in 5th Grade - (Nov 26, 2010) My idea of what could have happened that day back in middle school when Finn made fun of Dave for getting pubes. A little sad look back. My first real one-shot, lol.
Hey. It's Your Birthday - (Dec 15, 2010) This was just a funny attempt to prove that Dave could be the catcher if he wanted to. I freakin love the idea of bottom!Dave! This fic follows the storyline of V-Day, established relationship
One Unselfish Wish - (Dec 17, 2010) What would make Kurt finally come back to McKinley? What if Dalton burned to the ground? Yeah, that would work. It made perfect sense to Dave, at least.
Heart Vs Head - (Dec 21, 2010) Kurt confesses his love for Blaine but Blaine friend-zones him. Kurt is devastated but realizes he might actually understand Karofsky better now than before.
No One's Allergic to Zac Efron - (Jan 2, 2011) Did Karofsky make out with Brittany? No one knows for sure but this one-shot explores what may have happened if Dave found himself alone with a girl...and that girl was gullible enough to believe anything.
Be Mine & Epilogue - (Jan 7, 2011) This is my little take on evil!Blaine written with the SLS spoilers in mind. Blaine ended up not being evil after all, who knew. It woulda been cool though.
Post-Game Show - (Feb 2, 2011) My Superbowl dream fic. Azimio figures out the intricacies of being a gay jock before Dave has a chance to tell him. He's cool and supportive and I REALLY hope canon gives us this kind of Az.
So Gay for You 1 & 2 - (Feb 8, 2011) Not a one-shot, and actually just a continuation of the V-Day fic from above but its set senior year, far enough in the future it could be its own SL. I love the comfy, easy relationship these two are in.
Finn's Fail-Proof 5-Step Plan - (Feb 11, 2011) Finn knows somethings up with Karofsky. After a week of being in the glee club, Finn concocts a plan to get Dave in the same room with Kurt.
Sacred Ground - (Feb 16, 2011) Right before Dave and Kurt graduate and leave McKinley forever, they decide to take a tour of all the special places around campus and create some 'lasting' memories.
7 Hours in Hell/1 Minute in Heaven - (Feb 18, 2011) My most commented fic. Its a typical 'trapped together' set-up but it has what I think is the best Dave apologies EVER (and I've read so many). This SO needs to happen.
More Than Just an Accessory & Payback!  - (Mar 13, 2011) Porn without plot/established relationship. Dave WANTS to trust his boyfriend but when Kurt gets that look in his eyes Dave knows he should run....run away!
What Are You Sure Of? - (May 4, 2011) YAY PROM! This was my one-shot of how I interpreted the prom king/queen spoilers to go down. I REALLY wanted Kurt and Dave to dance but alas, RIB failed the pirates again.
Keeping Kurt Happy (July 17, 2011) Sexy, fun Kurt and Dave as swingers. Hetero sex involved...so um, yeah, Dave doesn't mind vagina as much as you'd think.
Twink Tuesdays - (Oct 4, 2011) Heard some spoilers and thought up a way to bring them together into a Kurtofsky-positive one-shot. A little cracky, cause Blaine acts like a slutty 12yr old.

{fic} If You Love Me... 3/3

Author: HamHockLover
Title: If You Love Me...

Characters: Kurt Hummel & Dave Karofsky, of course
Timeline: College years, established relationship
Rating: NC-17 (warnings other than OP prompt: rimming, lack of condom use and bottom!Dave, my OT3)
Word Count: 3,500, ch 3 (6,700 total)
Summary - Kink meme fill for THIS. After a huge fight, Dave claims he doesn't love Kurt and would be happy if he left.
A/N - Saw a funny joke on Tumblr today...(has almost nothing/kinda nothing to do with this but I laughed my ass off and wanted to share nonetheless) Dude 1: The best part of fighting is the makeup sex. Dude 2: Yeah...that's why I hate having arguments with my dad. Trololololol. Anyway, onto the fic.

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{fic} If You Love Me... 2/3

Author: HamHockLover
Title: If You Love Me...

Characters: Kurt Hummel & Dave Karofsky, of course
Timeline: College years, established relationship
Rating: R for language, will be NC-17 in chapter 3
Word Count: 2200, chapter 2
Summary - Kink meme fill for THIS. After a huge fight, Dave claims he doesn't love Kurt and would be happy if he left. Second and third chapter will involve the apology/body worship/sexy times.
A/N - This chapter grew every time I went back one paragraph to edit. One extra line became two more paragraphs. Love it when the the story takes over, but poor Dave...all miserable and panicky. Be patient, bb...Kurt's coming home.

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{fic} If You Love Me... 1/3

Author: HamHockLover
Title: If You Love Me...

Characters: Kurt Hummel & Dave Karofsky, of course
Timeline: College years, established relationship
Rating: R for language, will be NC-17, chapter 3
Word Count: 940, first chapter
Summary - Kink meme fill for THIS. After a huge fight, Dave claims he doesn't love Kurt and would be happy if he left. Second and third chapter will involve the apology/body worship/sexy times.
A/N - Damn was it hard getting these boys to fight. Just wanna hurry up and get them naked and apologize already, you know, lol. But patience, I guess. Enjoy. (At least this cured my writer's block for a while.) EDIT - Rewrote a little of chapter 2 and of course there developed chapter 3...so it's grown a bit. Update soon!

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My custom-made T-shirt for Glee Live!!!








I am so ready for Glee Live coming to Indianapolis NEXT WEEK! I made this shirt weeks ago after I bought my tix. Still bummed, of course that my favorite actor/character won't be there to sing to me. No one's even heard the man sing yet!! Grrr.

Maybe after season three, the talented and amazing Mr. Max Adler will be participating in the concert series too. So as long as I get to see and hear the amazing Mr. Chris Colfer live (while imagining Mr. Adler standing next to him, singing so sweetly) then the night will be complete.

Can't wait!!

{fic} All Along...It Was You 4/4

Title: All Along...It Was You
Author: HamHockLover
Rating: PG -13
Pairings/Characters: Kurt Hummel and Dave Karofsky.
Warning/Spoilers: Future fic, no spoilers. Dave made amends back in HS. Oh...and Blaine is a cheating douchebag.
Length: Total word count - 13,800. Chapter 4 - 3,100
Summary: Kurt is tired of waiting to find Mr. Right before becoming a father. He waited on Blaine and that only led to heartache. He made this decision on his own. And modern science now gives him that ability. * After all these years, Dave has never been able to let Kurt go. He thought he'd lost his chance back in high school. But when Kurt comes back into his life...in that condition...he knows what he has to do.


Chapter 1 - I could not possibly feel more awkward right now...
Chapter 2 - Train is playing over the speakers like everything is just fine and dandy!
Chapter 3 - Can I tell you a secret, Elijah?

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{fic} All Along...It Was You 3/4

Title: All Along...It Was You
Author: HamHockLover
Rating: R for this chapter only, Dave and Kurt finally get naked. And mushy.
Pairings/Characters: Kurt Hummel and Dave Karofsky.
Warning/Spoilers: Future fic, no spoilers. Dave made amends back in HS. Oh...and Blaine is a cheating douchebag.
Length: Total word count - 13,800. Chapter 3 - 2870
Summary: Kurt is tired of waiting to find Mr. Right before becoming a father. He waited on Blaine and that only led to heartache. He made this decision on his own. And modern science now gives him that ability. * After all these years, Dave has never been able to let Kurt go. He thought he'd lost his chance back in high school. But when Kurt comes back into his life...in that condition...he knows what he has to do.


Chapter 1 - I could not possibly feel more awkward right now...
Chapter 2 - Train is playing over the speakers like everything is fine and dandy!

 

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{fic} All Along...It Was You 2/4

Title: All Along...It Was You
Author: HamHockLover
Rating: PG-13, mild language throughout, brief sexy times in Ch 3
Pairings/Characters: Kurt Hummel and Dave Karofsky. One major OC, Vickie Karofsky, Dave's mother. As well as Burt/Carole, Finn/Quinn, Azimio/Mercedes. Also semi-OC Anne Hathaway. I added her as Kurt's lesbian aunt for thanksgiving holiday realism. Oh, and I LOVE Finn...some people think he's a box of rocks, but I love writing him as the one who has it figured out first or the one who brilliantly plays matchmaker. Ever lovable Finn.
Warning/Spoilers: Future fic, no spoilers. Dave made amends back in HS. Oh...and Blaine is a cheating douchebag.
Length: Total word count - 13,200. Chapter 2 - 3,850
Summary: Kurt is tired of waiting to find Mr. Right before becoming a father. He waited on Blaine and that only led to heartache. He made this decision on his own. And modern science now gives him that ability. * After all these years, Dave has never been able to let Kurt go. He thought he'd lost his chance back in high school. But when Kurt comes back into his life...in that condition...he knows what he has to do.


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{fic} All Along...It Was You 1/4

Title: All Along...It Was You
Author: HamHockLover
Rating: PG-13, mild language throughout, brief sexy times in Ch 3
Pairings/Characters: Kurt Hummel and Dave Karofsky. One major OC, Vickie Karofsky, Dave's mother. As well as Burt/Carole, Finn/Quinn, Azimio/Mercedes. Also semi-OC Anne Hathaway. I added her as Kurt's lesbian aunt for thanksgiving holiday realism. Oh, and I LOVE Finn...some people think he's a box of rocks, but I love writing him as the one who has it figured out first or the one who brilliantly plays matchmaker. Ever lovable Finn.
Warning/Spoilers: Future fic, no spoilers. Dave made amends back in HS. Oh...and Blaine is a cheating douchebag.
Length: Total word count - 13,200. Chapter 1 - 4,080
Summary: Kurt is tired of waiting to find Mr. Right before becoming a father. He waited on Blaine and that only led to heartache. He made this decision on his own. And modern science now gives him that ability. * After all these years, Dave has never been able to let Kurt go. He thought he'd lost his chance back in high school. But when Kurt comes back into his life...in that condition...he knows what he has to do.

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Finn's Fail-Proof 5-Step Plan

Author: HamHockLover
Title: Finn's Fail-Proof 5-Step Plan

Characters: Finn Hudson and Dave Karofsky, also Rachel, Azimio, and Kurt of course
Timeline: The week following super bowl episode
Rating: PG-13, tiny bits of language, like, tiny
Word Count: 3000
Summary - Just a one-shot. Finn tries to get Karofsky to open up. Admit he likes Kurt. Try to apologize.
A/N - This covers alot of WHAT IFs for me. I think we all want to think that Finn figured out Dave's secret standing there in that huddle. And I think Finn is really a good guy who just wants to help. But I came up with some other what ifs that I've had rattling around in the back of my brain. Hope you like it.

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